Couldn't Kick My Way Into Her Heart

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Couldn't Kick My Way Into Her Heart [[File:Bestand:Danny and Doofenshmirtz duet.png|200px]] Liedjes door Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Love Händel Lengte: 1:16 Love Händel chronologie Vorige: You're Fabulous Huidige: Couldn't Kick My Way Into Her Heart Volgende: Just Passing Through (Song) Video

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: You see, Perry the Platypus, throughout my childhood, my mother's love was always inexplicably linked to kickball.
You know, I think-I think this is best expressed through a song.
My mother's love was always inexplicably linked to kickball,
and my brother was an expert from the start.
But I lacked finesse, so when put to the test,
I couldn't kick my way right into her heart.

Ladies and gentlemen, Love Händel!

Love Händel: Oh yeah.
He tried playing rugby, and soccer and football,
He tried kick the can and even martial arts.
But even with this dedication,
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I still got no coordination.
Love Händel: He couldn't kick his way right into her heart.
Oh yeah.
Goodnight, Gimmelschtump!

Background Information

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz played this on what looked like a balalaika although clearly stated in Mom's Birthday that he hated all instruments that started with the letter 'B'
• Uses the music and tune from Love Händel's "Snuck Your Way Into My Heart"
• At the end of the song, Danny says "Goodnight, Gimmelschtump!", which is similar to the end of Snuck Your Way Into My Heart, where he yelled "Goodnight, Tri-State Area!".
• This song also shows that Doofenshmirtz isn't good at kicking with the right timing.
• The thing that steps on Doofenshmirtz may be bigfoot. This may be a reference to Bambi versus Godzilla.
• Doofensmirtz said "he knows people."