Haney's Cow Emporium is a store located in Danville. It appears to sell cow related items. When Candace is running away from the stampeding cows, she sees into Haney's Cow Emporium and enters it. Upon entering she goes to the shopkeeper, who offers her a "scary wolf puppet", which she rejects and a silent cow whistle, which she accepts. Upon trying the whistle, it doesn't work. Candace complains about it, but the shopkeeper closes the store because of the stampede.("The Magnificent Few")
- Haney's is likely a reference to Mr. Haney from the TV series Green Acres. He was a shady character, selling items of dubious usefulness at inflated prices.