This song is sung by Vanessa Doofenshmirtz during the episode "Vanessassary Roughness", describing her abilities and characteristics. During it she is trying, aided by Ferb, to retrieve the chemical for her father so that she can prove to him she is responsible enough to get her own car.
I can do it, I can run, I can hunt you down.
You can try, but you can't stop me 'cause I'm gaining ground.
I'm light on my feet and I'm quick to the punch.
I had a heavy breakfast, but a real light lunch.
I'm a raging bonfire, a cherry bomb, I'm me.
I'm rough-and-tumble, I'm the one to beat,
I'm a fresh coat of blacktop burnin' at your feet.
I've got a poisonous sting, when I rain I pour.
I'm the best of the best, I'm the soupe du jour.
I'm smooth as glass, and sharp as a tack, I'm me.
I'm the last and best stick of gum in the pack, I'm me.
I'm a strong woman, fast-talking, big-bad-dog walking,
High falutin', drum-beatin', foot stompin', corn-poppin',
Speeding locomotive that just won't stop!
I'm a hot apple pie with a cherry on top!
I'm a crowd pleasin', head spinnin',
Winnin' in the ninth inning,
Black-tie party crashing!
Cyclone of fun, I'm an army of one!
I'm strawberry sprinkles on a hot cross bun!
I'm a big haymaker in a title fight.
I'm a cute black kitten with a nasty bite.
I'm an action double-feature on a Friday night!
- Vanessa's singing in the purple background resembles Candace and Vanessa singing in BUSTED.
- On Avatar: The Last Airbender, Azula slides down a giant drill like Vanessa did on the belt, and slid on the wire like Azula did in The Boiling Rock.
- In a couple of verses, she has a pattern like Truck Drivin' girl.
- Soupe du jour means soup of the day in french