Male Singer: Scrub! Scrub! (Scrub!) Gotta get it all clean!
Phineas: Just drive on in to our brand new machine!
Male Singer: Shake! Shake! (Shake!) Gotta shake off the grime!
Phineas: Just cruise on in, if you've got the time!
Phineas and Male Singers: When your Hot Rod's looks have gone downhill,
We'll put a smile right back on its grill.
You're gonna feel better, you know you will!
Phineas: At the Phin-tastic Ferb-ulous Car Wash!
Isabella, Fireside girls and Male Singers: When your ride has lost its sheen,
And your white walls have turned green,
We'll soak and spray your car pristine,
And scrub your undercarriage clean! (Undercarriage clean!)
Male Singer: Rinse! Rinse! (Rinse!) Gotta rinse off the muck!
Phineas: You won't recognize that old pick-up truck!
Male Singer: Flush! Flush! (Flush!) We're gonna flush out the gunk!
Phineas: Just come on in, we'll get you out of your funk!
Baljeet and Male Singer: If you have not figured out yet,
Buford and Male Singer: It's the place you should be,
Phineas and Male singer: Take it from us, we're even on your TV!
And with every wash you get this cute little tree!
All: At the Phin-tastic Ferb-ulous Car Wash! Car Wash! (At the Phin-tastic Ferb-ulous Car Wash!)
- The melody and singing style of this song is similar to the B-52's, who are best known for the songs "Rock Lobster", "Love Shack" and "Roam Around the World".
- Star Wars: On the TV you can see an AT-AT, and when Candace's head is scrubbed, her hairdo looks like Princess Leia's hairdo.